priscirock:

onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

HOMIES FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD  AND BEYOND LET’S REBLOG THIS UNTIL OUR FINGERS BLEED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via sad-butsassy)

anarchistlovesongs:

scoundrelqueen:

- We’re out of pizza 

- No more donuts

-We don’t sell quinoa

-Nutella has gone bankrupt 

  • Puppies have gone extinct  
  • Tumblr has shut down
  • Wearing black now illegal
  • Cheez-its factories closed 

(via sad-butsassy)

  • regular people in the shower: wash, rince and repeat
  • me in the shower: accepting award
  • me in the shower: pretending i'm filming for a shampoo commercial
  • me in the shower: pretending i'm in a scene of my favourite tv show
  • me in the shower: life problems
  • me in the shower: ellen is pulling a prank on me
  • me in the shower: showing off my mad singing skills and sexiness to the crowd of fans that isn't really there.

otterwize:

thetowndrugdealer:

otterwize:

Anybody have that gif of the baby having a tantrum?

here you go :)
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Not the one I meant but I can’t complain

(via kidzbopmoshpit)

sarahakele:

just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

(via psychedelicsquidward)